Insomniac Non Sequitur

NSFW is such a subjective term. What if your job happens to be cabana boy at The White Swallow Spa or web developer at Black Crack Addicts? In any case, this video is bound to offend someone without a sense of humor, so don't go blasting it anywhere near Jesse Jackson or he might cut your balls off. Oh, in case you haven't heard, Michael Jackson is Dead. (or is he?)

You know, Corey Feldman is distraught that he will never have closure.

Haven't really been updating the blog too often these days, because I've been busy. Mostly watching videos and TV shows. Here's a clip from Cracked that I could have made about myself, but I was too busy watching other shit.

I just read that George Carlin died yesterday. While I stand in a corner yelling, "SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER AND TITS!!" for the next couple of hours, check out this episode of George's Fox sitcom, in which he and his buddy Harry (Alex Rocco) come to terms with the fact that they're no longer young men. Right now, his obituary is front and center on The New York Times home page.

So the new American Gladiators premiered over the weekend. I didn't watch it because my TiVo was recording The Amazing Race, Desperate Housewives and The Wire (how's that for diversity?), but I caught it when it aired in its regular Monday timeslot. It was okay; I always liked the original American Gladiators ("SHUT UP, KIRK!!") and it's a simple enough formula, how could anyone fuck it up? Well, it's not completely fucked up, but there's room for improvement.

A couple of weeks ago when I was goofing on Ric Flair, I didn't realize that his career being at stake was the whole angle. Here's the montage from the New Year's Eve Monday Night Raw setting it up (recorded by my faithful TiVo off of Telemundo):

That montage said pretty much everything I did a couple of weeks ago. It's actually a pretty good idea for a storyline: keep putting Flair in against younger, stronger guys and let him fight for his life; how fucking dramatic is that?!? I wonder how many different ways they can come up with to keep him winning since all the writers are on strike.

"This year I resolve to pick on someone my own size!"