Insomniac Non Sequitur

I just read that George Carlin died yesterday. While I stand in a corner yelling, "SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER AND TITS!!" for the next couple of hours, check out this episode of George's Fox sitcom, in which he and his buddy Harry (Alex Rocco) come to terms with the fact that they're no longer young men. Right now, his obituary is front and center on The New York Times home page.

So the new American Gladiators premiered over the weekend. I didn't watch it because my TiVo was recording The Amazing Race, Desperate Housewives and The Wire (how's that for diversity?), but I caught it when it aired in its regular Monday timeslot. It was okay; I always liked the original American Gladiators ("SHUT UP, KIRK!!") and it's a simple enough formula, how could anyone fuck it up? Well, it's not completely fucked up, but there's room for improvement.

A couple of weeks ago when I was goofing on Ric Flair, I didn't realize that his career being at stake was the whole angle. Here's the montage from the New Year's Eve Monday Night Raw setting it up (recorded by my faithful TiVo off of Telemundo):

That montage said pretty much everything I did a couple of weeks ago. It's actually a pretty good idea for a storyline: keep putting Flair in against younger, stronger guys and let him fight for his life; how fucking dramatic is that?!? I wonder how many different ways they can come up with to keep him winning since all the writers are on strike.

"This year I resolve to pick on someone my own size!"

Ludachristmas - Originally aired December 13, 2007

I've seen pregnancies, illnesses, injuries and deaths written into a television series, but this is the first time I've ever seen a court appointed alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet written into one. Tracy Morgan must have one hell of sense of humor; I want to fucking party with him. Seriously. Also, all I want for Christmas is Jane Krakowski, who if I haven't mentioned before, gets my motor running. Seriously.

I don't know what it is about Mary Lynn Rajskub that excites me so much. It's probably her foul fucking mouth. Experience it for yourself firsthand in this clip she posted to Funny or Die.